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welcome

The bullet points below are intended to act as a humble guide for your reference as you peruse this little corner of the internet.

what to expect

  • dramatic accounts of unexceptional situations that somehow turn into philosophical musings
  • dramatic accounts of unexceptional situations with no purpose other than to simply entertain
  • unnecessarily frequent usage of the word concubine*
*I think it is a silly word and there is really never a scenario in which I need to use it

what not to expect

  • cute DIY craft ideas (my most recent craft included stealing the stuffing from my couch to make a pillow with an old t-shirt. That was two years ago.)
  • fashion-forward outfits (I mostly just wear the crocs I bought in 2006. see below.)
  • aesthetically-pleasing recipes (nobody wants to see pictures of my microwaved brussels sprouts)

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